2.3.10

pet peeves#5

People who mess with my food;; Don't do it. Seriously, don't. One thing that I do NOT play around about is my food. Mainly because I'm a fatty, but also because people play too damn much. If I just paid for something to eat, I want to eat 99.9% of it myself. That means if I offer to share some of whatever I may have, which is a pretty rare occurence, that gives you no right to take the biggest handfull you possibly can. That also means you do not have the right to take the best of whatever is on my plate, i.e. the biggest fry or the best looking potato chip. Hah! Reading this, you probably think I'm selfish or whatever, but I mean that's just me. Like I said I really don't mind sharing, all I ask is for you to just be corteous as to what you take! Now, the real NO-NO is to take my food, hide my food, play with it, or alter my food in anyway without asking or me knowing. I will kill a bitch. Shit's not funny! I see no humor in it at all, actually. So yeah, don't mess with my comida :P

2 comments:

  1. "That also means you do not have the right to take the best of whatever is on my plate, i.e. the biggest fry or the best looking potato chip."
    Lol, I wonder what you could have POSSIBLY been talking about, :P

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  2. bahahaha, not necessarily you! lol

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