#10 of latest bltb...

10. suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem. don’t do it. time makes everything better. i swear!

This is sooo true. With all of the stories of the recent suicides, I cant help but to think about it. I really cannot imagine my life ever getting to a point where I would want to end it. It makes me extremely sad. I cant imagine the things that run through their minds right before they pass...it just makes me uneasy :[

But anywho, this is so very true. Time heals everything, honestly. It may not be overnight, but things really do get better eventually.

#10 of the lastest blind leading the blind...

"10. even if you have a crush/your eye on a new guy- don’t let his absence ruin your night on the town with the girls. the world is big. always have your eyes open to see the whole picture!"

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the latest blind leading the blind.

Hah! This one was just plain funny...

1. dear starbux, i love you soooo much. but sometimes, when I walk inside you, it smells like period. It just does.

2. if you wear ed hardy or anything christian audigier, you’re a douche bag. Sorry. This isn’t up for discussion. It’s a fact.

3. chat roulette = scary times USA! chances are you’ll end up 1.) seeing a dude with his dick in his hand, 2.) witnessing a murder, or 3.) chatting with a 14 year old or Paris Hilton. your call.

4. do something that scares you everyday. Except rob a bank. Don’t do that.

5. women need to start acting more like gay men: fierce, bold, & empowered!

6. straight dudes need to stop acting soooo much like gay men.

7. power meetings are the new black! They make you feel sexy, powerful, and ten pounds lighter! just setting one up will make you feel like you belong to an exclusive club! cuz you know what? YOU DO!

8. feel free to put money in a strangers expired parking meter… just cuz. it’s called good karma/being a nice person! you fucking ungrateful cunt-rag jerk. LYLAS!

9. snitches get stitches!

10. a run in your black tights isn’t a problem! no no no! it’s the solution! it’s the way to be! the way to be cooler!

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The latest blind leading the blind....

1. if he doesn’t ask for your phone number, he doesn’t want it.

2. girls can fake an orgasm- but guys can fake an entire relationship. (But either way, they’re missing out in the end and the joke’s on the faker.)

3. don’t keep food in your house! it means you like to eat or whatever! what’s that all about bro?

4. some guys just aren’t interested. Some guys ARE interested. Some guys you can steamroll and some guys you can’t. The gems are the ones who ARE interested, who you CAN’T steamroll.

5. dudes, keep your fucking guy friends away from your hot new girlfriend. cuz it’s THOSE assholes who will go after her when you two are done! whether you know it or NOT!

6. just because it didn’t work out with your latest ex, doesn’t mean you have to talk shit about him. it just wasn’t right. it doesn’t mean he was a monster! Jesus! be nice!

7. move forward. not backwards, or side to side!

8. you can always just have coffee. you don’t have to eat just because you’re meeting a friend/person at a place that serves food. and do not feel guilty about it!

9. be gentle for Christ’s sake! it’s your fucking face!

10. one day, i swear to god, you will learn how to be the same person in every situation you find yourself in. i know it sounds impossible, and you think you have to morph and change and pretend and shift in every different situation you’re in- depending on the person you’re with: but it’s not true. if you are lucky, and by lucky i mean- if you grow up, you will know who you are and be able to walk into any room and bring yourself with you- and not be scared. you will be truly developed and 100% in your skin. so, even though people and situations might bring out other sides of you, you won’t be an impostor; living in fear and feeling like a fraud. because at the core, you will be the same person and solid in every environment you enter. good luck. i love you!

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#10 of the latest blind leading the blind.

10. your friend is TOTALLY talking shit about you. don’t ask me how i know, i just know, OK!? fine…..they told me!

This is so true! This kinda piggyback of my friend Netta post. Here's the truth-friends talk about friends. It's nothing new! I talk about my friends! Honestly I think it's normal...you aren't always gonna agree with something your friend says or necessarily like the outfit he or she has on...so of course you're bound to talk about them! I think the only time that it becomes legitimately fake is when you straight up say something like "omg, I hate that girl!" then smile in her face and act as if nothing is wrong. But a simple "she lookin kinda rough today" is harmless in my mind! Truth is, they've probably said the same about you at some point in time. That doesn't bother me, it's just straight up fake people that do. So don't try to get all defensive when you hear that someone has been talking about you, even if its a close friend...thats called being a hypocrite! :]

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1. tender sex is WAY better than hard/fast/exercise sex. 

2. have a little/keep a little mystery. It’s worth it. hold your cards close and you may reap amazing benefits. aka: play it cool ASSHOLE!

3. girls, if you’re not already, START masturbating/touching your privates asap/imdiento! It’s THE thing to do! Don’t do it in class or at work or anything, but at home it’s as good as having a drink. It’s also cool to do in front of guys you’re having a tawdry make-out with. I wouldn’t do it in a car, but if you’re in a hotel room, his place, or yours- do it, and do it real! if he can’t handle it, he’s gay. if he can, then you’re doing him a favor and teaching him some valuable stuff he should TOTALLY know about you!

4. don’t throw anything away in public with your address on it. I always think that if i do, a serial killer will find it at random and decide I’m the next person he’ll murder. Be careful. Always be two steps ahead.

5. if you’re gonna cheat, don’t fuck another person. Kissing is one thing- but fucking is jeopardizing someone elses health. Not cool.

6. girls, it’s very important that you bathe and look at your vaginal folds before going on a hottt, potential sexxxing date. The last thing you need is for some dude to get a piece of toilet paper stuck in his teeth because you’re a lazy groomer. or worse: some sort of bacterial discharge/creamy crud resembling hummus that’s all stuck in the folds of your lady bits! Yuck! No thank you! you need that like you need a punch in the head!

7. suck his dick like you’re starving, it works.

8. don’t even try to take on the post office. They’ll win every time!

9. dudes, stop using shoelaces as belts! it’s not OK. people can see you, and it’s not sexy!

10. don’t waste time obsessing over someone who gives you nothing in return. If this is what you’re experiencing, look at yourself. you’re tapping into deep routed issues/patterns of behavior that run deep in you. enough is enough! Don’t waste any more of your time. Fix yourself so you don’t keep letting the wrong people affect you in the worst way!